On Humidty And Hair

Dear Lord. The humidity just about killed me today. It was awful, it still is, actually. Here I am, sweating like a goddamn fugitive. It's so hot right now, I can't even think straight let alone write a profound article. As if I could write one even if the weather's nice. So, since I can't ignore this annoying heat, I've tied my hair in a ponytail, a bun and I have even braided it loads of times but I'm. Still. Sweating.  To make this entry somewhat bearable, -if you hate reading about whiny hormonal teenagers like me- I present to you:

People With Amazing Hair And No Perspiration Issues

-Florence

* I do not claim ownership for these images, obviously. Images via google, tumblr and weheartit.

If Movies Were Rated Based On Their Actors, Then The Movies Survival of the Dead, Citizen Duane, Saw VI, Adoration, And The Two Diary of a Wimpy Kid Movies Are Probably The Best Movies Ever

Ok, you've got to admit that was a really corny title and a pretty long one too, but really I'm seriously serious here. I watched the Diary of a Wimpy kid: Rodrick Rules last night with my family. There were only probably about 12 people in the movie house (including me and my family) , and this was only the 2nd day of showing! Most people were watching Rio, I guess, well their loss! Among the viewers were me and my family, an old lady, and a group of teenagers who laughed real loud at every funny part in the movie, and a bunch of other people who were'nt significant enough for me to remember. I really did enjoy it though, even if my family didn't much, (they wanted to watch Rio, why does everyone want to watch Rio?!). Anyways after the movie, my we were looking at the movie poster again when my mom commented: That guy looks familiar (Devon Bostick) and i wanted to say: well he was in the movies Survival of the Dead, Citizen Duane, Saw VI , Adoration, and the TV show Being Erica as Leo the strange, so you probably saw him from one of those. But there was no way I was going to say that!So I just kept my mouth shut and smiled it like Mona Lisa.

Anyways Im going to be blogging about the 5 things that remind me of Devon Bostick :

1.Bostik glue stick 

Come on, Bostik? BOSTICK?Its pronounced the same, and to a pretty bad speller, its spelled the same. This was the first thing I thought of the first time I saw his name and I'm probably going to buy this the next time I pass by an Office supply store.

2.My younger siblings

I have 2 younger siblings, one girl and one boy. Though I don't treat them as  Rodrick does, and I don't have any sibling rivalries like they do. But I still remember Rodrick and all his coolness in the Diary of a Wimpy kid 2 and can't help wanting to bully them just because he did.

3.Cat's eyes






Devon Bostick's eyes have this sort of edge to them.You know, like cats do. I don't know about you, but I like cats, and I have two Siamese cats at home. And seeing his eyes for the first time really caught my attention. Talk about Mrrrrrrrrrow!

4.Goofy

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Goofy reminds me of Devon Bostick because in most of his interviews, I've read that he says that he's a really goofy guy!

5.Right now, just about everything

Well you have to admit it, when you're addicted to someone or somebody, absolutely everything reminds you of that someone or somebody. Look to my left and see books on a bookshelf? I remember how he liked to write scripts when he was younger. Look to my right and see a blue painted wall? I remember the scene in Diary of a Wimpy kid 2 where Rodrick said: But I don't know how to make paint!Look up and see the bottom of the top deck bed? I remember my sister, which is explained in number 2 ^^^^. Look down at my laptop? I remember that I have to go stalk Devon Bostick some more :)))))))

-Tysey Ribas

Images via Google

On Movies And Boys

I love movies from the past. From the '70s to the '90s, I look them up, cross my fingers (and toes) that they're available online, download them, watch them then ask why I was born near the end of the '90s. Chick flicks and romantic comedies back then were so lively and dreamlike. They made the most popular guy in school fall in love with the art geek in She's All That, with the sophomore in Sixteen Candles, with the feisty girl with the most awesome best friend in the world in Pretty in Pink. They even made girls to ooh and ahh over rebels and bad boys! And as much as I love pretending to be the leading lady in retro movies, I also enjoy swooning at the boys. Yes, I totally do and I want to share:

My Top 9 Most Adorable/Charming/Handsome Guys In Movies From The '50s, '60s, '70s, '80s and '90s

9. Romeo Montague 

Romeo And Juliet (1968)

Come on, he's Romeo. I think he deserves a spot in this list for being the epitome of a romantic guy. 

Although, I don't really like the whole dying at the end thing, I can't deny the fact that Leonard Whiting is very handsome. This 60's Zac Efron earned the 9th spot.

8. Alex DeLarge

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

He's one scary guy but his eyes are just gorgeous! I got the same vibe from Cillian Murphy in Red Eye. They're both clearly sick in the head, but when I watched A Clockwork Orange, I couldn't help but be transfixed on Alex. He was just so darn funny and...weird. 

His acting was so good that he made me cringe in my seat while watching. Yes, he didn't do anything worth gushing over to your girlfriends but he DID made blood gush out of people in the movie, if that counts haha.

7. Tyler Durden/Narrator

Fight Club (1999)

What can I say? They're the most bad ass tandem I've ever seen. Fight Club is one of my favorite movies of all time. Not only does it make you feel like your brain's been friend but the amount of topless scenes and fighting scenes was just ridiculously and amazingly plenty. The last scene with him and Marla Singer watching the buildings collapse was the only romantic part in this movie and boy was it the best part! Tyler Durden/Narrator surely is the hottest soap/cult-making dreamboat. 

6. Jim Stark

Rebel Without A Cause (1955)

I loved him during that scene in the planetarium before Pluto died with him acting like a hostage interrogator -he seemed so chill and suave- and when Pluto died. All the man-crying was so raw and so sad that it made me want to go hug him tight and pat his back.

5. Ferris Bueller

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Reasons Why Ferris Bueller Is A Good Boyfriend:

1. If you want to skip school, he'll have you out of it by 2nd period and with a legit excuse. 

2. He'd kiss you even if he's acting as your dad. True love conquers all.

3. He knows everybody! You've got connections everywhere. 

4. He's a clever guy and a good actor. You want to eat a fancy restaurant while taking a sausage-maker's reservation? Sure thang!

5. He's also a very very very good best friend. 

BONUS! Good-looking Charlie Sheen as a bad guy in jail.
 I read it on imdb how he was asked to stay up for 48 hours to pull off that drug user look.
Talk about hard work!

4. Trip Fontaine

The Virgin Suicides (1999)

Trip Fontaine is every high school girl's dream guy. He's got the looks, the height, the body and too much hair. The scene where he glided down the halls with his jacket slung over one shoulder was seriously how I imagine cool guys walk down the hallway in their schools. It looked like it was straight from a teenager's imagination.

3. Phil 'Duckie' Dale

Pretty In Pink (1986)

Duckie's the ultimate boy friend! Yes, the best friend that is a boy. He's super funny, and ultra sweet and even though Andie didn't choose her in the end, he didn't become a jerk! And dear Lord, his style is divine. I love his outfits throughout the entire movie, it's too bad he didn't end up with Andie, because they would have made the best dressed couple in the history of American films.

2. Jake Ryan

Sixteen Candles (1984)

Jake Ryan is perfect. Spell prince charming? J-A-K-E R-Y-AN. His perfectness lives on that even Hannah Montana's leading man's named Jake Ryan! 

This picture is too adorable to be not posted!

And for our number one we have none other than...

1. Keith Nelson

Some Kind Of Wonderful (1987)

Keith Nelson. Keith Nelson. Keith Nelson. Keith Nelson. Keith Nelson. 

He's not perfect like Jake Ryan and that's what makes him perfect to me! He's so handsome, especially those eyes and those luscious lips. His nose is so straight and don't get me started on his wonderful jaw. He's tall. His hair is long and just makes me want to run my hands through it, plus its this chocolate brown color and its curly at the ends. He wears clothes that are so laid back that he seems like a chill guy. Plus, he's an artist! A pretty good one tbh. He's just a nice guy that knows how to fix cars and paint! I love that he wants to do what is right and I love that he's so strong that he'd rather be an outcast rather than be fake. 

He is seriously my dream guy ooh lala. 

Dear Lord

-Florence

Why We Named This Blog The Diary of a Weepy kid

Two words. Devon.Bostick. I'm completely in love with him. His face, his hair, his eyes, his lips, his body, EVERYTHING. Everything right down to his internal organs (not that I would ever see them) to the little mole he has near his left eyebrow. The reason why we named this blog The Diary of a Weepy Kid is because I first saw him in the movie: The Diary of a Wimpy Kid, as Rodrick Heffley. While watching that movie I noticed that he was pretty cute, and it wasn't until I Googled his name up and eventually found this website:  http://dayumdevonbostick.tumblr.com/ that I was practically in love with him. I mean, look at this!

Here, he looks pretty good, but nothing special.

But after this,



this,


and THIS

I was pretty much in love.

and until after I saw this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0oBfGqr2hU that I realized........I AM NEVER EVER EVER GOING TO BE WITH HIM!!!! I MEAN, HES LIKE 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME, HE'S SO TOTALLY HOT AND IM SO TOTALLY NOT, HE'S LIKE PRACTICALLY A MOVIE STAR AND THE GREATEST THING I'VE DONE SO FAR WAS WRITE THIS BLOG!!!! From then on, every day was waking up to: IM NEVER GOING TO BE WITH DEVON BOSTCK!! WAAA!! IM GOING TO DROWN MY SORROWS BY GOING BACK TO SLEEP!! And so everyday I wake up at around 12 in the afternoon.

Well folks, that pretty much sums it all up, this is a blog where me and my friend, Florence, blog about all the trials, blessings, and sexy men that come into our life. Welcome to the Diary of the Weepy Kid.

-Tysey Ribas

images via google